The Norah and Dad Show

All You Need Is Love

• Jon Hyman

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Norah and Dad talk all about Valentine's Day, including Norah's romantic weekend with Cole (boyfriend). We also discuss bad science pick-up lines, Chick-fil-A Daddy/Daughter dates, and robotic toilets. It all fits together; we promise.

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Intro music written and performed by norah marie.

Dad:

Hey, Norah,

Norah:

Hey, Dad.

Dad:

What did the chemist say to her boyfriend on Valentine's day?

Norah:

Oh, wait, wait. Oh, I don't know, but there was a period last year where my friends and I were really bored in our classes. We looked up science what are they called? When you hit on somebody, like a one liner.

Dad:

One liner.

Norah:

Yeah. So, I don't know. Tell me.

Dad:

I think of you periodically.

Norah:

Oh, that's good. There's some pretty good ones out

Dad:

Ah, it's a banger.

Norah:

There's some pretty good ones out there. There is and I can't think of them off the top of my head, but they're pretty good. So,

Dad:

I have this joke and it's awesome if I can only remember it.

Norah:

Pick up lines. That's what they're

Dad:

Pick up lines. Science pick up lines. Well, that's not what we're talking about this week. What are we talking about this week?

Norah:

talking about Valentine's Day.

Dad:

Yay, love, that's so, I, I, sort of, I guess a pickup line could get you a date for Valentine's Day.

Norah:

I'm intrigued now. I need to find it.

Dad:

Welcome back to the Norah and Dad show. I am Dad. I'm here with Norah who, while the theme music played, found some banger science Pick up lines, Norah, the stage is all yours.

Norah:

is the one that we thought was crazy, because we were we were looking it up during class and we were, like, texting each other. Okay, you ready?

Dad:

I am, I am ready.

Norah:

It's a little inappropriate, I must warn you.

Dad:

Oh,

Norah:

I didn't know how to say this word. It's a science word, that's okay. If I was an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes. I don't know what a helicase is, but helicase.

Dad:

guessing it's something that splits a DNA strand based on the context of the joke. That's really funny. Yes, a little, I'm ashamed of you, that's a little inappropriate.

Norah:

one's worse.

Dad:

Can you say it?

Norah:

I don't want mom to get mad at me.

Dad:

Well, let's, let's hear it and maybe I can edit it out.

Norah:

No, you also laughed at this one. This is the one I think I remembered. If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?

Dad:

That's horrendous. That's equal parts dorky and dirty.

Norah:

Can you imagine you're out somewhere and somebody walks up to you and says that?

Dad:

I mean, I guess you would either get like a stunned look on your face. Like I have no idea what you're talking about that you're speaking a foreign language or you get slapped, or maybe you'd get a date out of it.

Norah:

I don't think so.

Dad:

I I did not use a pickup line when I met your mom.

Norah:

Yeah, that's probably a good move.

Dad:

Or maybe I, or maybe I

Norah:

not the pick up line

Dad:

Maybe, maybe, maybe the pick up line was so smooth it was a pick up line, but it wasn't a pick up line.

Norah:

I used a pick up line on Cole.

Dad:

What was your pick up line on

Norah:

It was over TikTok.

Dad:

What was the pick up line on TikTok?

Norah:

said, do you want to play 8 ball? Or game pigeon?

Dad:

is that a pick up line?

Norah:

It's as close to a pick up line as you can have over the phone. It was how I was asking him for his number without asking for his

Dad:

See I said to your mom, because we were in a, we were in a bar, and I said, I really want to ask you to dinner, but I don't know you, so can we talk first so I can get to know you?

Norah:

It's Riz.

Dad:

That was, that was the, that's Riz, what does that mean?

Norah:

Charisma.

Dad:

A charisma? Okay, got it.

Norah:

it was the, it was the word of the year last year.

Dad:

Riz?

Norah:

Yeah.

Dad:

Really? Are there any other slang words I should know besides Riz if I want to be hep with the Gen Z?

Norah:

Honestly, it's a lot of Gen Alpha now that's making some other words. They're getting old enough to be able to do

Dad:

Are you Gen Z or Gen

Norah:

I'm Gen

Dad:

you're Gen Z. So what, so what's some of the Gen Alpha slang that I need to know?

Norah:

Oh, they're a big fan of skibbity.

Dad:

Skibbity. What is

Norah:

I heard that. I heard that sometimes in the daycare I don't even know what it means if I'm being so honest

Dad:

Okay.

Norah:

see what Urban Dictionary says.

Dad:

Oh boy. This might also be inappropriate.

Norah:

Yeah. Oh Merriam Webster has a definition of it

Dad:

Webster's Dictionary has a definition for scgibity

Norah:

Mm hmm. It's a nonsense internet term connected to an absurdist YouTube show about evil toilets.

Dad:

evil toilets.

Norah:

A popular YouTube show featuring human headed toilets battling camera headed humans.

Dad:

I'm going to go on record as saying I do not want my toilet to be evil. We had those, we had those robotic toilets in England. Do you

Norah:

I didn't like it, actually.

Dad:

they were evil robotic toilets and then you're sitting down to do your business and you're just gonna worry about your butt getting chomped off by the evil toilet? Not down.

Norah:

There's also, oh Ohio. Ohio's known as cringe or

Dad:

Yeah, that I knew. Can I also say that the robotic toilet in London didn't work really well? Cause A, there was no way to turn off the heat, or I couldn't figure out how to turn

Norah:

I the heater freaked me out.

Dad:

burned the hell out of my butt, number one. And then it would just go up and down randomly, so I'd be like, peeing, and the lid would just start to go down, and I'm like, what the hell?

Norah:

I was afraid I was gonna get squirted at every time I used it by the bidet.

Dad:

There was a, wait, there was a bidet?

Norah:

I didn't know how to use it, but there was a bidet with it. You can't have a robot toilet and not have a

Dad:

Well, that's, that's true. At least it didn't talk to you.

Norah:

Yeah, that was like a Black Mirror episode, that's where I would've drawn the line, I think.

Dad:

wanna try on the light at the talking robotic toilet?

Norah:

Yeah. Put a, put a, put a would've put like a muzzle on it or something, I can't deal with that.

Dad:

have had to have unplugged it from the wall.

Norah:

Yeah, no thank you. I'll lift the toilet seat up myself.

Dad:

so, robotic toilet's no good.

Norah:

Mm mm.

Dad:

Okay. Valentine's Day though, you're a fan?

Norah:

I think so. You aren't.

Dad:

It's, it's not that, it's, alright, so here's the thing. It's not that I'm,

Norah:

because grandma loves Valentine's Day.

Dad:

that, that's her favorite holiday. It's not that I I'm not a fan. I guess it is that I'm not a fan of Valentine's Day. It just feels artificial to me. It feels, it, yeah, it feels you love somebody, so now let's come up with a day so that you can show them how much you love them by buying them flowers and giving them a card and buying them chocolates or another gift. It just seems fake to me. I don't know.

Norah:

I like getting presents and giving

Dad:

I know you do.

Norah:

I'm up for it.

Dad:

Worse than Valentine's Day, in Ohio we have Sweetest Day, which is in October.

Norah:

We do.

Dad:

Yeah, it's a, I think it's a holiday that American Greetings made up to have a day like Valentine's Day, but in October. I think one year they just started printing cards it's Sweetest Day, so everybody go buy cards and other stuff for your, for your sweetest. So it's Valentine's Day light, and it's in October, and I, I've, I've never celebrated that either.

Norah:

Cards have gotten so crazy expensive. I bought my card, because, well, because Cole and I's anniversary was like two weeks before Valentine's Day.

Dad:

You, you

Norah:

our budget a little.

Dad:

You have had the month of romance.

Norah:

I have. So we, we set a budget for our anniversary. We set a lesser budget for Valentine's Day. But I went to get a card and they were like five dollars. And I was like, I don't want to spend five dollars on a card. I'll go to the dollar store and get one that looks the same.

Dad:

Wow! Budget cards for Valentine's Day. You could

Norah:

right? I didn't get a card for Valentine's Day.

Dad:

You could also make a card for free.

Norah:

No, you have to pay for printer paper here.

Dad:

What? If you need to print something, you gotta pay for You gotta pay for Well, yeah, I guess that makes sense. Because the same if you have to, like We used to we used to make Xerox copies. And you had to pay for copies in the

Norah:

We get like a certain amount a semester, actually. I've, the, this is the only time I've had to print stuff. My French professor makes us print stuff for class, because now I have to use electronics in class. But every other class, I have never had to print anything.

Dad:

Electronics are mal.

Norah:

Wee.

Dad:

Huh. Okay,

Norah:

So.

Dad:

so,

Norah:

Day. I think it's fun.

Dad:

well yeah, I mean, you're young and in love and so it's, yeah, you get, it's, yeah.

Norah:

It's an excuse for Cole to come visit me.

Dad:

There, that, that too. So, let me hear what does a, what does an 18 year old do for Valentine's Day these days?

Norah:

Well he got in kind of late, that's not all actually it was just dark out when he got in because he had class. And then we got dinner, but because it was Valentine's Day, there was a really long wait. And the restaurant we wanted to go to did not take reservations. So we waited for an hour for food. We went to Amato's, which was very good. Actually, they had an online waitlist that you could join. And I joined that, and then it kicked me off by the time we got there. So I went to the front, and I was like, Hey, I was on the waitlist, and it's not working. And then they just bumped us up to the front of the, of the list. Yeah.

Dad:

We ate there, right? At Amato's?

Norah:

Yeah, you and, we only I think when we visited the French class, we did.

Dad:

Yeah, it was real the food was good.

Norah:

either, so I like that.

Dad:

Always good for a student on a budget. Not very expensive. You don't want to blow out the budget on a meal.

Norah:

Pepperoni pizza.

Dad:

Yum.

Norah:

And then We were gonna get dessert, but we were too full from the pizza, so we didn't. So we went back to the dorm, we watched Legally Blonde,

Dad:

Yeah.

Norah:

and then that was it. We went to bed. So, pretty short day. I don't stay up very late, so.

Dad:

a banger of a Valentine's Day. Pepperoni pizza and

Norah:

Oh, and we, we, we traded, we traded gifts. That was the first thing we did when we got there.

Dad:

What did you get for Valentine's Day?

Norah:

I got, I got flowers over there.

Dad:

Lovely.

Norah:

they're dying, though, but I don't want to get rid of them because they're really pretty.

Dad:

I mean, you can dry them and make dried flowers or make potpourri or whatever.

Norah:

hmm. I got a little stuffed animal that's off my bed. It's a little elephant. And Cole sprayed some of his perfume, his cologne on it. I got this little Care Bear. It's the best friend Care Bear because I'm Cole's best friend.

Dad:

adorable.

Norah:

Isn't it so cute?

Dad:

It's, it's purple for the listeners. It's a purple, it's a purple

Norah:

And there's a little rainbow on it.

Dad:

That's the best friend Care Bear. That's lovely.

Norah:

I got Lego roses. And a bag of sour. Punch straws, cause they're my favorite candy.

Dad:

Very nice. Very nice. Okay, so then, on the other side, then what did you get coal for Valentine's

Norah:

I got Cole. Also Lego flowers, that was not planned.

Dad:

Okay.

Norah:

And then I went thrifting and I got him some sweaters. And a little vase to put his Lego flowers in. I also got

Dad:

the, did you see the flowers yet? You were Lego flowers. I thought you said they were real flowers.

Norah:

he got me lego flowers and real

Dad:

Oh, okay. Got it,

Norah:

lego roses.

Dad:

got it.

Norah:

Yeah, and I got

Dad:

with you now.

Norah:

lego baby's breath for our anniversary and then lego two lips for Valentine's Day,

Dad:

Got it.

Norah:

and then I got him a vase to put him in and Trying to think, what else? Oh, well, you may think this is offensive, but every single time we hang out He steals my dry shampoo, so I bought him a thing of dry shampoo and wrapped it because I thought it was funny.

Dad:

Why would that be offensive?

Norah:

I don't know, because I feel like anything relating to hygiene kind of offends people sometimes.

Dad:

Oh, no,

Norah:

saying he's dirty, he just likes my dry shampoo, so I bought him some.

Dad:

it's not like he's Pig Pan and you're telling him, dude, wash your hair. It's, it's,

Norah:

He just, it works very well on his hair, so I bought some for him.

Dad:

that's what's called an inside joke. That's okay.

Norah:

And yeah, and I got him three sweaters. So, got him an Argyle sweater, and that has like red and black. And you know the sweater that you and mom got him for Christmas? There was a sweater that was very similar to that, but it was like brown instead. It was actually vintage Old Navy, so I picked that up. And I also got like a collared shirt, because he likes his collared shirts.

Dad:

Got it. Very nice.

Norah:

Yes,

Dad:

Very,

Norah:

good Valentine's Day and then that Saturday we went bowling. I almost won, Cole beat me by Two points,

Dad:

Okay.

Norah:

But he's injured right now, so I think that was probably why, because normally he's really good at bowling.

Dad:

Did you go bumpers or no bumpers?

Norah:

No, the guy looked at us and went, you guys don't need bumpers. And I

Dad:

And you're like have you seen me bowl?

Norah:

Because it was an older, it was an older bowling alley, so it wasn't like you could put them on, like they had to

Dad:

Oh, he had to go with the hook and

Norah:

Yeah. So he put them down for us, and I was like, oh, you could have kept them up. And then, Corley wanted Chick fil A, so we got Chick fil A.

Dad:

Wait, wait, can we back up? What was your bowling score?

Norah:

He won.

Dad:

81 is a respectable, that is a respectable bowling

Norah:

I got a strike.

Dad:

There's nothing wrong with 81.

Norah:

Yeah. I'm not very good at bowling, though. I like duck pin bowling. We should do that more.

Dad:

I, I look at it this way, there's 10 pins on the lane, right? And there's, and you bowl 10 frames. So that means out of all 10 pins, you knock down 81 percent of the pins. That's pretty damn good.

Norah:

That, you know what? Stats. You're so right.

Dad:

That's how I look at it. So anything over 100, which I never get because I'm a terrible bowler, that's like bonus points,

Norah:

Cole's normally in the 100 range, so he was a little humbled. Yeah, he's pretty good at bowling, but his back's been hurting him, so he couldn't bowl as he wanted to.

Dad:

I work with a guy who bowls in like the over 200s.

Norah:

That's crazy.

Dad:

Isn't that crazy?

Norah:

Yeah.

Dad:

I don't

Norah:

know, it was, it was pretty fun, though. I liked it.

Dad:

Is there anything you enjoy enough to do it so much that you get that good at it?

Norah:

I mean I like playing guitar. I don't know if I like it that much. I used to. I was like

Dad:

you want, do you want to play guitar like five hours a day, seven days a week, so you get so good that you can like, you

Norah:

I like going to

Dad:

like Jack White? You, you, and you're good at, and you're good at that too?

Norah:

That's, yeah, and I go to school for not five hours a day, but close to.

Dad:

Yeah, I don't think there's anything I, I like doing so much that I want to do it so often that I get to be like, that good at it.

Norah:

loving me.

Dad:

Well, that comes naturally, my dear. I'm contractually obligated because you're, Half your genetics are mine.

Norah:

but I'm 18 now, so you're actually not anymore.

Dad:

Oh no, I still am. What?!

Norah:

that's a thing. Some people just get kicked out when they're 18. I think it's crazy. It's not uncommon as common in European countries, but because they have stronger the West United States, I'm learning this in my psych class, has pretty bad family values generally. Most families don't eat at the dinner table together. That's very uncommon, which I thought was crazy.

Dad:

We always, we made that a big deal in our house, that we always, we have family dinners together. I think that's important, cause, for us to get together at least once a day as a family.

Norah:

Yeah, so, yeah. So, I thought it was interesting.

Dad:

We had family dinner tonight, without you, unfortunately, since you're down in college. But it was our, our last meal in

Norah:

Oh, in the kitchen?

Dad:

our, in our current kitchen. They're coming tomorrow to rip it out.

Norah:

Am I gonna have to pack over spring break?

Dad:

TBD. Right now we're using your bedroom. Don't get offended, but we have, we're using it for a little bit of storage right now.

Norah:

Where am I supposed to

Dad:

Well no, we'll make room for you. We have the stuff, the, the coats that were in the hall closet are all hanging in your closet right now.

Norah:

You opened my closet?

Dad:

Yeah, why?

Norah:

Where you did it erupt like a volcano? It was so bad when I left it, there was clothes everywhere.

Dad:

were, there was a giant mound of clothes on the floor but they stayed in the closet, they did not fall out like a, like a lava pool from a volcano.

Norah:

goal over spring break was to clean my actually that was my goal over winter break and then I never got to

Dad:

Okay, well, there's Right now there's a whole bunch of coats hanging up in, in your closet cause we needed somewhere to put them cause we needed them out of the hall closet since they're ripping the floor up. And then, Oh, and just all the curtains from downstairs. Are folded up in a nice, neat pile on your floor.

Norah:

I left it.

Dad:

Yeah, and your mom's storage bins from the bathroom are in your bedroom, but she said she'd roll them out back into the bathroom when you, when you come home.

Norah:

You know, I'm working with a tiny amount of space here, so I'm used to Living. I just need my bed. As long as I have a bed and my desk, I'll be happy.

Dad:

Got it.

Norah:

So,

Dad:

Yeah, you, you, you will have your bed and a desk.

Norah:

that's all I need.

Dad:

I know, how, how can you do your makeup if there's no desk?

Norah:

I know, I wasn't going to bring my mirror home over summer break, because I was going to put it in storage, but I love my mirror so much, I think I'm going to bring it home with me.

Dad:

Okay. Have you guys found a storage place yet for the summer?

Norah:

No.

Dad:

Is there a concern they might fill up and you

Norah:

There are like 20 around Delaware. There are so many. Yeah, we are in like a storage unit surplus. Or Oasis, over here.

Dad:

They're, they're, those storage things are big money. Cause you just build them, there's no overhead. You don't have to put any mon any money in to operate it once you build it. You just build it and then just start charging rent for people to rent out those things.

Norah:

I know for sure me and August are gonna split one. Because August can't bring all of that back home to Texas. But Lily and Andrew have to check with their parents, I think.

Dad:

Okay.

Norah:

It's 100 a month, so if we split it four ways for two or three months, it's 25 a month, so it's not bad.

Dad:

crazy easier than bringing it all home.

Norah:

Well, because now you guys won't have to come pick me up.

Dad:

Right. You'll just you can just pack your car with what you need and come home. I mean, we'll

Norah:

Because most of this stuff I'm not bringing home with me. I'll bring, my wall decorations will stay here, my lamp will stay here. Yeah, actually all of my decorations

Dad:

your all your bedding will stay.

Norah:

all of my storage stuff I have toiletries at home, all of my medicine that isn't like my daily medicine will stay

Dad:

Right. The fridge will stay.

Norah:

Yeah, all, yeah, literally everything but clothing and like daily medicine and chargers, actually not even chargers because I have all these chargers at home, these are like the extra long ones. So, I don't have much to take home actually, it'll just be clothes really.

Dad:

Oh. Clothes clothes and guitar. Awesome.

Norah:

That's all I've got.

Dad:

Very cool. So, so, Valentine's Day was successful for you?

Norah:

It was You cut me off, but you actually went to Chick fil A on

Dad:

Oh, I'm sorry, I did cut you off. I'm sorry. Nothing, nothing screens romance like Chick fil A.

Norah:

in protein and not terrible in calories, that's why we went.

Dad:

Just terrible for morals and values.

Norah:

So was every company.

Dad:

Yeah, probably. See, you might as well just, yeah, I guess all the money goes to the evil empire one way or the other, so you might as well eat good chicken sandwiches.

Norah:

that's what, yeah. I

Dad:

You and I, you

Norah:

mean, Target's evil.

Dad:

Target is Evil 2.

Norah:

Everything's evil. Amazon's evil. Everything's evil.

Dad:

You and I went on a Chick-fil-A date once.

Norah:

I actually just saw a TikTok about that. That there was, I don't know cause Chick fil A hosted a daddy daughter dance and I don't know if they still do that or not, but there was a TikTok of these two dads across from tables with their daughters in fancy dresses, and it was like daddy daughter dance.

Dad:

Yeah. We got all dressed up.

Norah:

They were all dressed up, it was so

Dad:

You, you put on, you put on a little fancy little girl dress and it was daddy daughter, daddy daughter, dinner date night at Chick-fil-A and you wanted to go, so I took you to Chick-fil-A for dinner. You and I sat they had conversation cards on the table, assuming that dad didn't know how to have conversations with their daughters. I was kind of offended by it.

Norah:

Well, some people might not. Maybe, maybe they only see their daughter once a

Dad:

Not us we do it every other week and record it for the world to listen to

Norah:

I talked to you. In between

Dad:

yeah I know I know we do

Norah:

I was really upset that you guys had plans last night, and I was stuck in my dorm by myself.

Dad:

I'm sorry

Norah:

I felt like a loser.

Dad:

Sorry, I mean if you were home You could have come with if you want to hang out with the adults while we while we do adult things

Norah:

It's okay, I talked to Donovan, and then I played video games with Cole.

Dad:

see perfect Saturday night There were many Saturday nights when I was in college that I stayed in and played video games

Norah:

I don't know, just, I don't know. I had, no, I had to go to a party this semester. It was pretty okay, actually. I had fun. I went to La Casa, which is the Spanish speaking house.

Dad:

Oh,

Norah:

Much nicer than the frats.

Dad:

okay.

Norah:

So much

Dad:

Slew stands for

Norah:

Small living

Dad:

small and they're themed. Okay, so this was the Spanish slew. Do they serve te, do they serve tequila at the Spanish

Norah:

everything's bring your own drink.

Dad:

Okay.

Norah:

Boring.

Dad:

it's, it's, it's a liability issue'cause they're all campus owned

Norah:

Yeah, I know.

Dad:

so they can't, they, they can't, I mean, they'll, they'll, they'll lose their house if they are caught serving. Under alcohol to underage people. So

Norah:

It's a shame. We're building a bar on campus!

Dad:

know you are that's really cool. I saw the pictures. It looks nice

Norah:

People are upset about that.

Dad:

why

Norah:

They're like, why can't we fix there's leakage in the science building, and the library's still under construction.

Dad:

because though because the

Norah:

Because alumni want to donate to fancy

Dad:

Well, there's that and it's those those are the kind of things that attract people to come to this Nobody cares about the science building when they're looking at colleges they do care if there's a cool hang out on campus with a bar and

Norah:

Volleyball courts.

Dad:

we had a when I was in college. We had a pub on campus. You know what it was called

Norah:

I'm thinking. Because Binghamton, the Bing hangout ton.

Dad:

It was called the campus pub.

Norah:

Oh, they could have been more clever with it.

Dad:

They could have been more clever with it. And then I think maybe 20 years ago, they shut it down. Because they thought it was inappropriate for a state university to spend like tax to taxpayer money to operate a bar on a college campus. And I guess that makes sense. And so, but it was a cool hangout. I mean, you can go and when you were 21, you can go like on campus and drink and they had decent. Bar food there for campus food,

Norah:

I'm wondering

Dad:

bummed when they closed.

Norah:

if I'll be able to use my on campus dining dollars there when I'm 21.

Dad:

Aren't they gonna have a performance space there? A stage where you can perform?

Norah:

can perform.

Dad:

Yeah,

Norah:

That'd be so easy, you don't barely have to walk anywhere. Cause it's one of the old frat houses, I think.

Dad:

we'll be down to see you perform in a few weeks.

Norah:

Yes, you will. So will Cole. Cole's so excited to see you guys.

Dad:

what's that? What what what's the place called Henmick hem

Norah:

Hem, Hem, Hemrick? Brewery, Farm and Brewery?

Dad:

farm brewery? Yeah. Yeah Yeah

Norah:

I have to message Conrad and let him know.

Dad:

for anyone anyone in the Columbus area March 26 It's a Saturday, so I think it's March 22nd. Valentine's, Valentine's Day was a Friday, right? Which means it'll be March 22nd. We were there before. They have good beer. I don't know what the food trucks are, but the food trucks last time were pretty good.

Norah:

It was so yummy.

Dad:

and it was a really cool, really cool place. So, Henmick Farm and Brewery, March 22nd, in Delaware, Ohio. Be there or be square.

Norah:

You can see the top, well, we're top 12. What are we, top 15?

Dad:

Of, of what?

Norah:

Dot, dot, daughter podcast. We'll both be

Dad:

number 14. You can see us, you can see us live and in person. I will sign autographs

Norah:

I was just gonna say

Dad:

for a small fee. Yeah.

Norah:

If you tip, you can get an

Dad:

If you buy, if you buy me a beer, I will gladly give you an autograph. There you go.

Norah:

Works for me.

Dad:

I'll sign, I'll sign your arm, I'll sign your forehead,

Norah:

That's it.

Dad:

anything else you want to add about the old, the old V Day?

Norah:

No

Dad:

there you go. Awesome.

Norah:

I have no complaints.

Dad:

No complaints. Alright we'll have to at some point you know, we should, we should go do a live episode at a Chick fil A of the Norah and Dad show and we can recreate we should find out, alright, so here's what we need to do. We need to find out when they have the next Daddy Daughter Chick fil A dinner dance and then we need to bring our equipment and we need to do a live show from Chick fil A. And I bet they would let us do it too if we contacted them and said,

Norah:

Oh my god, there's, what? This is like a thing.

Dad:

what, yeah. It's a thing that

Norah:

It happens yearly.

Dad:

Yeah. So when is

Norah:

in Cleveland. Well, it just gave me there's one on Monday in Georgia.

Dad:

well that ain't gonna help us.

Norah:

Windsor, Ohio.

Dad:

Where's Windsor, Ohio?

Norah:

That one's happening on Monday.

Dad:

Oh, I'm not gonna be there. When is it in North Olmstead?

Norah:

Let me see.

Dad:

That would be much more convenient for me. And since it's all about me and my convenience.

Norah:

Oh, oh, okay, okay. It's on Eventbrite.

Dad:

Is it?

Norah:

ended. I want to view details. Oh, it was the it was January 28th.

Dad:

to wait a whole year? Alright, well next year, January,

Norah:

is family night, not daddy daughter night.

Dad:

Alright, well we'll do some research, we'll figure it out. And if we can make the live episode work at Chick fil A we're gonna do it.

Norah:

Oh, the last one they had was June 6th of 2016.

Dad:

Oh, I think we need to restart it.

Norah:

Yeah, we can call them.

Dad:

Alright, I'm on a mission.

Norah:

I will join you. I'm your backup.

Dad:

our first live episode.

Norah:

Live audience too.

Dad:

Oh, I'm so excited.

Norah:

It's cute PG though for the kids.

Dad:

Yeah, we'll, we'll keep it PG. I can do that.

Norah:

Can you?

Dad:

Awesome. Alright, I have some homework to do. Perfect. Alrighty. Oh, you have homework to do?

Norah:

I have a test tomorrow.

Dad:

oh, in what class?

Norah:

Psychology. It's open book, open note.

Dad:

Open book, open notes.

Norah:

I'll be fine.

Dad:

You'll be fine. Best of luck to you.

Norah:

Thanks.

Dad:

Alright, go get some studying done.

Norah:

I'm gonna go work out first, but then yes.

Dad:

we'll, we'll We'll talk to you during the week We can FaceTime. You can see the construction in process.

Norah:

Perfect.

Dad:

Awesome. All right. Have a good week. I love you

Norah:

I love you, too.

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Jon Hyman

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