Norah and Dad share all about Norah's fructose malabsorption. We also discuss Norah's end of school, her first gig of a very busy summer of music, Mexican food, sewer tweets, memes for Jesus, and Frustoseaid 88. We both learned some stuff about fructose, and we hope you do, too.
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Norah and Dad share all about Norah's fructose malabsorption. We also discuss Norah's end of school, her first gig of a very busy summer of music, Mexican food, sewer tweets, memes for Jesus, and Frustoseaid 88. We both learned some stuff about fructose, and we hope you do, too.
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Hey, Nora,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:dad
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:what are we talking about this
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:talking about fructose malabsorption syndrome.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Welcome back to the Nora and dad show. I am dad a K a Johnny. And I am here with my lovely and talented co-host, who also happens to be my now 16 year old daughter. Happy birthday.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:thank you.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:it's been a bit since we did one of these, it's been, I don't know, a couple of
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:No
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:And since, since we last, well, we've been
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:had finals or final.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:since we last, since we last spoke with everyone, you took finals final.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:Oh, you should post a picture of my chem final.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Oh, yeah. Send it
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:I will.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:you sent it to me? Do yeah. Send it to me. We can put it in the, Ooh. Dante is acting up. We can put it in the show notes. Um, you, you took final, which included an exam and that a bunch of projects. You
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:a on all of them.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:you. congratulations on your stellar on your stellar school year of 10th grade. You. turned 16 happy birthday. I will spare everyone. And we'll spare everyone singing. You started your summer vacation, which will involve you working some and, gigging. some, you started your summer music tour yesterday, which was awesome. You played out at, uh, for the, the locals, crocker park, which is like a, like an outdoor mall before.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:Yes.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Is that a fair description? Yeah. but they have, a stage yeah. Stage where they have music in the summers, like Friday, Saturday, Sunday. And You were the, musical entertainment yesterday and we're, outstanding, maybe. Ooh. You know what I recorded?
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:You
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:I recorded one of your songs, maybe I could. Yeah, but maybe I can rip the audio off my video and then I can, maybe I can sh maybe I can share it at the end. Uh, I can play, I can play as off to a little, maybe 30 seconds of you singing from yesterday. Yeah, I know. I'm I am fancy. like that. so we'll, we'll leave. We'll leave that to the end. That's how, that's how we get people to stay till they're.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:Okay.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:and unfortunately you said today, you're not feeling all that
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:No,
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:And you think, you think it's the fructose.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:or just Mexican food.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Or it's either it's either fructose or it's or it's Mexican food. Do you follow the Northeast, Ohio regional sewer districts, Twitter account,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:I don't. I don't know why would,
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:because it's really funny. The Northeast Ohio regional sewer district is the. They're there, they're in charge of our sewers. So they manage all the stuff that we flushed down. Our toilets and taco bell had recently just stay with me for a second. Taco bell had recently been selling Mexican pizza, and I guess they were only gonna run it for a limited time. But. Pat's such a huge response. They announced that they were going to keep their Mexican pizza on their menu for a little while longer. And the Northeast Ohio regional sewer district Twitter account responded to the taco bell tweet that said we'll be ready. Yes, sir. They're hilarious. It's honest to God. It's it's one of the best Twitter accounts. I'm not.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:to.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:They are just, I mean, as funny as you can make, like a utility that's in charge of like eliminating, like our pee and poop from our, from our water system and like taking care of our sewage, they are, they're freaking hilarious. And that three words will be ready. One of the
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:They have so many followers
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:my chair. I was laughing. They, they have so many followers.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:now they do,
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Well, I think so. I w I Northeast Ohio, regional sewer district, I think you need to follow the Nora and dad show. That's what I think our, we don't really use our Twitter because I think we have I think I've only done
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:we have a Twitter.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:and the Nora and nacho.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:I follow it. Okay.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Yeah. Yeah.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:No,
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Um, I just don't use it. I use the Facebook and the Instagram a lot more. So give us a follow at all of them nor and dad show. Um, anyway,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:no way. I want to go back to the, the sewer thing. That was funny.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Yeah. What, what
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:do think it's funny.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Yeah, it is, it is funny. That's why I brought it up.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:I saw an Instagram account and it was like bringing Christianity to the youths, which, you know, that's fine. I'm good for you. But it was so bad. It was so funny.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:What was funny about it.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:It's the words they were using
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Okay.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:if I can find.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:since this is an audio medium and our listeners can't actually see the words, you might have to say what those
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:I know, I'm trying to find it. I said to Ryan, I think, oh no, I did it, but I followed them one second. This might
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Oh, no. Oh no. Alright. So while, while you're doing that, I will, I will, um, this is called vamping. I'm going to vamp for a second. So you played two hours of music out at cracker park yesterday. You were unbelievable. Your next show is
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:found them.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:July 6th at cold lake and Berea. You have, um, nor do you have all your show dates. I'll put up on your in-store.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:no, I'm going to, once we find
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:well, at some point nor,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:to.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:oh yeah. So while we're on that topic, we, the Knorr and dad show, or we're going on the road, not the show, but just us. wife kind of knows mom and, and Donovan. The other member of her family were going to Ethica, to visit family for a few days, but, we are looking for a venue or venues, that wants to. have more play. So. If you are in the Ethica area or know anyone in the Ethica area and you want some awesome indie, acoustic music for a couple of hours on an afternoon or evening, July 15, 16, or 17. hit us up at, Northern dad show@gmail.com. cause we are looking for bookings, in the Ithaca area, the weekend of July 15th. So Nora, let's see if you can make this Instagram post dazzle through the audio medium of podcasting,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:right. Well, first off, I just want it. They have a podcast as well means for Jesus.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:a Christian
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:They just
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:memes for Jesus.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:remember fam God made chief's special, no cap. And my guy loves you. Y'all so much for. Imagine going to a club that's in the past. I'm saved
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:I'm
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:my GS. If safe though,
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:All right. So wait a minute. So is this, are they, is this a serious account or is this like
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:they've been doing it for 10 years. I don't know.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Well, now I'm intrigued memes for Jesus Alto. Go check it out.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:Daddy. God, thank you for your bus and presence and your name.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:for your, I don't think that's a joke. I think this is a serious
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:been doing it for years.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:religion. Yeah, but aren't should we make fun at someone that's not
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:No, I'm not making fun of it. I just thought it was silly
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Okay. Well, it is, it is silly but it's
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:and make fun of anybody for using those words.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Oh, w I'll try not to use the men, so you Don't make fun of me.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:use the.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:So, so after your, after your show yesterday, the original plan was to go to cheesecake factory,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:also would have made me not feel good because everything there has fructose in
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:maybe. ha or, a tip for anyone wanting to eat outside at cheesecake factory in Westlake, Ohio. And I'm a it's summertime. So I want to eat outside as much as possible, but I'm also not quite ready yet to be in a crowded restaurant in the inside of cheesecake factory looked really crowded, but they can only accommodate parties of four outside. And we were a party of five because Ryan was with us. So we could not eat at cheesecake factory. We could eat a condyle tacos, which was really good. But you think that's what made you not feel good? And it. could be, it could be the fructose. We'll get to that in a second, or it could just be, you didn't have Mexican pizza at a Mexican bowl, but it could just be the Mexican food. So Northeast, Ohio, Northeast, Ohio, regional sewer district, you can come for us to.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:you,
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:how many, how many years has it been since you were diagnosed with your fructose malabsorption syndrome?
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:uh, in like November of 20, 22, it'll be six years.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Six years. And so It's not an allergy, it's just your body cam. Yeah, your body just can't absorb. Hence the name fructose malabsorption. If you have too much fructose, it just makes you not feel
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:I will. I will. X I will read the definition from Wikipedia.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Ooh, Wikipedia. Dr.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:also named.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:place to go for all things, medical.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:called dietary fructose intelligence is a digestive disorder in which absorption of frutose is impaired by deficient fructose carriers in the small intestines and Turo sites. This results in an increased concentration of fructose in the entire intestine. And it is like speculated that 40% of individuals of the in the Western hemisphere.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:That's a lot, you know, why 40% of people in the Western hemisphere. have
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:Because there's a lot of fruit
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:most of our food has. Crappy high-fructose corn syrup as a sweetener because it's inexpensive to make and companies can use it in place of real actual, I mean, I guess it is sugar, but it's not like it's manufactured
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:it's also a real
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:so they can use it in place of, yeah, but it's like it's heavily processed sugar because they heavily processed it into this corn syrup. That's high in fructose. Hence the name high fructose corn syrup, spoiler alert and, Yeah. And so, because most of our foods have, high-fructose corn syrup in it. I think that's probably why 40% of the population like you can't, I can't buy. Hamburger or hotdog buns at Costco because they all have high fructose corn
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:single one.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:single one. So yeah, that they sell at Costco at least. Right? Because you need sugar in the bread for the yeast to activate the. Whatever. So, so you have to have sugar in the bread and they all, all the ones at Costco have high-fructose corn syrup in it. I got really good at reading. at reading food labels, once Donovan was diagnosed with celiac disease and we had to, start reading every food label for gluten and. So I got really good at that. And now I just shifted my, or added to my, um, expertise by not just reading for gluten, but also reading for fructose, which is not just fructose or high fructose corn syrup, but also invert sugars. any of the, I think it's any, any of the alcohol sugars. So any sugar that ends in an OSE, like sucralose or glucose, um, Oh, you can have glucose it's sucralose. It's any of the artificial, the sugar alcohols. you can't have, all of which makes you just feel like poop,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:Did you know that asparagus is very high in fructose?
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:really. You know, asparagus also makes your pee smell weird.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:mean, I, I don't know from personal experience, but I've heard that I've never had a
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:you eat a lot of experience. You've never had asparagus. Your mom doesn't like asparagus. We don't eat it a lot. I love asparagus, but your mom doesn't so I don't cook it. Um, yeah, it, yeah. I mean, I there's a lot of fruits and vegetables too. That will, which is probably what, cause you had the, the pineapple salsa, which was pineapples and tomatoes. And what else was in there, corn, all of which is high in fructose and it's weird. Cause sometimes you can eat a lot of that stuff and you'll feel okay. And sometimes I think it's. I guess if it builds up over time, then you just feel, you just ultimately just crash and feel
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:apparently plant-based milks are also really bad. And
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:like, like, like, like, oh, like oat milks and almond milks and things like that.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:Um, and alcohol is
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Yeah. Well, good thing. You're 16 and don't drink alcohol.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:And
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Don't drink alcohol until you're. Until you're 21. When you're 21, you can drink as much alcohol as you want. I don't really care, but until you're 21, you should not
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:See, it's interesting though, because it's not like a normal intolerance cause normally your body, when you have it in tolerance, lacks the enzyme. So there's the lactose enzyme. If you don't have that, then you're lactose intolerant, but there is not a fruit toast enzyme. I don't think there is at
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:So then what makes you, so what makes you fructose intolerant then?
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:told you it's with the small intestine
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Yeah, but why? Like, if there's no enzyme that triggers it, what,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:deficient fructose carriers. Well, the Cleveland clinic has something on it. I'll read that real quick.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Well at the Cleveland clinic,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:thought you were doing the healthy thing by making a fruit smoothie, but now your stomach is screaming. Could fruit toast and tolerance be the culprit
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:you test it, you, I mean, you, you you've always been a bit of an over a bit of an overachiever, but when you test it for your fructose, it was like off the charts.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:had, cause I have really bad sweet tooth.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:There was, yeah, you do.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:it was horrible. They made me drink like a container of high-fructose corn syrup. It was whore.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Yeah, you have to drink like a, like a gallon of that stuff. And then you have to, then they measure the, the bacteria coming out of your breath. What's that?
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:I'm stupid.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Well, no, you're not stupid.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:But I asked my bio teacher last year, if there was a fruit toast enzyme and he said, no,
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Oh, uh, oh my private school dollars. not, not showing well right now.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:oh, oh God.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:I gotta, I gotta have, I gotta have words with the biology teacher. Oh God.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:the liver and kidneys. And if someone with the disorder keeps eating fruit toast, that can eventually lead to seizures, coma, and organ failure. I eat fruit toast.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:off of you. You better lay off the fructose.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:Oh
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:I, I don't, I don't need to come home and find you seizing with organ failure.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:yeah, it isn't good. Oh, so
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:They never, they never told us they never told us
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:I guess that's genetic testing. So I guess, cause I didn't have it at birth. Maybe I did. And I just didn't notice
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:I don't
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:have been an environmental thing because apparently it's genetic as well, which means that someone would have had it. Oh. But symptom is a strong dislike of suites.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Well, you do not
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:Okay. So I don't think mines,
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:whatever, the, whatever the opposite of a strong dislike of sweets is, that's what you have. You're like, you're like the, uh, uh, Veruca salt in Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory who just gobbles up all the candy and it turns into a giant blueberry and floats away. Yeah. yeah, yeah.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:So I'm not supposed to have most fruits. Um, oh, Has a lot of fruit tests in it, apparently. Yeah. Food's just
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Oh, well, you and Donovan can go. Gluten-free
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:and pasta,
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:interesting.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:K factor doesn't make me feel good.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Although we eat well, no cheesecake factories bread is actually sweetened with
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:Oh, that's why it's so good.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:It's delicious all they have the best bread, but it's really not good. for you. Avocados are
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:No.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:in fructose as well. Avocados are low.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:been, I hate bananas, cranberries, cantaloupe. I love cantaloupe lemons and
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Oh. Bananas are like bananas. Do you know what I call
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:I hate bananas.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:I, I called banana Satan's
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:I agree. Oh, pineapple was low in fructose. Maybe it wasn't the pineapple,
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Maybe it was just Condado
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:you know, and speaking of bananas in second grade, I hated bananas.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:we were talking. I thought we were talking about
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:No, we're talking about bananas now. I hated bananas so much that I may, one of the girls who sat at my table go to the, go to the trash can and eat banana over the trash can.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Does that girl still go to
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:Yeah,
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Oh, okay. That now is the, I'm not going to have you name her, but that definitely narrows down
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:yeah, no, that's what I didn't want to say. Her name.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Yeah. Um, wow.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:used to
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:like the mean girl.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:to try to see if I could smell them. And I could, and it would make me gag. Oh, strawberries or lone fructose.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:you had me. You had mean friends. Wow. I would say so. Yes, that does sound very rude. All right. Well, we're not going to be eating any bananas, eat all the strawberries you want. Um, maybe we'll never go back to Condado tacos, Condado tacos. I'm sorry if you're listening, we might, I thought I thought your
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:No, it was really, really
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:go back though.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:Oh,
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:three delicious tacos. Chips and CAISO and guac. That was all really good, delicious beer. It was, the weather was sunny. And it was just a really nice meal. And now I'm sorry, you don't
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:there is a pill I can get prescribed.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:for Fructose
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:aid 88 is the first enzyme supplement for fruit toast malabsorption. It's now available. It's been available as of 2016. I could have had this for a long time.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Oh, my God,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:instead of
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:what is going on?
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:around a white powder with me, I could have had an actual pill to take.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Oh, you did carry the white pack. Yeah. Well, you haven't used that in a while. So Smarties, which are pure say dextrose or, um, or just dextrose, which you used to carry around in a, in a baggie of white powder, uh,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:and questioned at
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:at security at the yes. And it, and. mortgage field, house security going into same with Roger Waters that you got. We told that story before, but you got stopped there as well.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:okay. So apparently all through toast and tolerance is inherited. So it's
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:it's either me or your mom.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:a non-marking copy of the Adelaide SPG and each of their children has a 25% chance of being affected.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:So it's recessive then. Okay.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:Interesting.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Which means that either your mom and I both carry that. Well, your mom and I both have to carry it then, but I was so Interesting.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:Uh, this is a
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:What if, what if Donovan, what if Donovan has fructose malabsorption and celiac disease?
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:He'd be getting sick a lot more frequently.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:I guess, I don't know. Oh, we gotta look into this more.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:I'm learning so
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:interesting. I know. Wow. I used to think that in terms of like food, not allergies, but whatever's that fructose wasn't that bad, but maybe it is
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:wait. No, I don't know if there's a difference. You're not.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:between what.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:like it being genetic and being environmental, because I would find it very surprising at 40% of the Western population has it. And it's just hereditary. If it's only a 25% chance of getting it,
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:that's a really, that's a really good point. So maybe there's two different. Maybe there's two different issues going.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:this should
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Because the cause there are people, cause there are people, for example, that are gluten intolerant that just have a hard time digesting gluten, but then there's people that have celiac disease that have an honest to goodness, like, like gluten allergy that they just can't, they just can't digest it. So there are, I mean, there are
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:Or there's like someone like my chemistry teacher who breaks out in hives when she has gluten and has to go
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:That's not good either. Right? We don't want, we don't want that either. Right. But in terms of like you won't go, you won't go Anna Filactic from like, we don't need an epi pen for your fruit toast. You just don't feel good.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:I'm looking into this pill. Interesting.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:I don't know. Well, we go see a couple of doctors this week, maybe Wolf to,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:It's an enzyme that converts dietary Frutos in the small intestine into glucose at the body can absorb and use
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:and what's it called again?
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:fructose aid. ADA.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:All right, right. That's easy. Write that down, make a note. We'll um, we go see some doctors later on this week. We'll have to ask one of them about fructose fructose 8 88,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:Yes.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:fructose 8 88. All right. I'm going to do my best to remember that.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:I mean, I have the
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:All right
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:so
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:there. You
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:interesting.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:all right. Well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You don't feel good. I'm glad you were able to gut it out and record because we actually learned some stuff, which is.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:yeah. Now I can get my problem fixed one on
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:that. well, maybe we'll go. We've got to look into fructose fructose 8 88. All right.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:insurance
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Uh, well, well, we'll, we'll find out all the answers. Um,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:fructose consumption. Patients may be required to take one to six capsules per day.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:I will know when the amount of sugar you eat, you might need 12.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:It's available in bottles
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Um, just,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:30 capsules
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:does it come in a VAT?
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:succumb
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Can we get it delivered by the truckload?
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:elder research.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:I'm not making fun of you, but you have like the world's worst sweet tooth. Okay. That's why I said I'm not making fun of you. I'm not telling you anything. You don't know.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:I'm, I'm aware of
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:sweet tooth.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:Oh, you can buy it on Amazon.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Um, now it's. If I can buy it from Amazon.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:are all
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:like legitimate medicine?
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:Okay. I
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:All right. We're going to, we're going to ask a D we're going to, ask a doctor about it.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:oh wait. No.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:We're not going to be using any fructose
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:it has 2.8 stars.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:oh, all right. Well maybe the miracle cure. Isn't quite the miracle because it's being sold on Amazon. Yeah. Is it, is it, um, is it endorsed by Dr.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:but someone said that you must have it.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:You must have it says the adventure or Frutos
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:daughter has gone to her whole 16 years, not being able to eat fruit, whole grain, and many other things. She can now eat whatever she wants. One or two capsules with the meal and she can eat anything.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:All right. Well, you should. When, when we're done, you see if there's any Tik TOK videos on fructose 8 88, we can do all our medical research by Tik TOK.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:Oh, but this one has 4.8 or 4.1.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:We're getting better. I'm not sure when to buy any dietary supplements off of Amazon. It sounds a little sketch.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:Well, you could buy lots of
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:I'm just saying it just, I know, I know I can buy, I do buy lots of things. on Amazon, but like dietary aids just seems a little, just seems a little sketch. Some saying.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:this woman looks with her. Doesn't she look happy?
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Yes. She, she, she looks, she looks very happy? She could also be grimacing in pain and they just happen to take the picture at the right
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:wait, she looks so happy.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:just saying she, she, she may be grimacing in pain. It's it's hard to
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:Oh no. But then they have other types of they're expensive. I listened to 120 capsules.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Oh, well, you're working now.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:Oh, I can get a$5 discount for any purchase over$60.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:Oh my Lord. All right. We will do some research on fructose 8 88, and maybe we can update the listeners on a future on a future episode of the Northern dad's show. Okay. All right. Well, hopefully by tomorrow, um, you start to feel a little better, your belly
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:I'm gonna feel better.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:good. Um, we will be, um, oh, there's some leftover pizza down here. If you want it.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:Oh, maybe I'll might take you up on that offer.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:You may have to pluck the sausage affix. I know you don't like sausage on your pizza, but there's, there's a couple of pieces left over from dinner. Um, anyway. Okay. Um, it's, I'm glad that we're back with everybody. We will, uh, hopefully, hopefully we say that, but hopefully it will be back. Um, next week we got a few more, I think weeks before you take off from Michigan. So we should get some episodes and before you're not around for a little while. Um, so We will, uh, off with the boyfriend in Michigan,
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:With family, not alone.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:With family, not just, yes, not just You and the boyfriend that is not, not, not kosher in my house. Um, but yeah, it's going to be back with everybody. Um, uh, I lost my train of
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:can follow us at Nora and Dasha everywhere. You can follow him at John Hyman everywhere. Um, you can follow me at either Nora Marie music or normal amount everywhere.
dad_1_06-06-2022_191426:There you go. I'll play us out as promised. This is. I don't know, 30 seconds or so of nor is cover of just like having by the cure, which was awesome yesterday. So here is Norma Marie live from crocker park with just like heaven and we will see everybody next week. Have a great week. Y'all love you kiddo.
norm_1_06-06-2022_191426:you too.