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Norah Hyman and Jon Hyman Season 1 Episode 11

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It's mock trial season, and Norah's on the team. In this week's episode, Norah shares all about her mock trial experience as her team prepares for the next round of the competition. She explains why she chose mock trial over this year's musical (after having the lead role last year) and describes what the case is all about. And Dad, who's seen his fair share of trials, gushes about just how impressive these kids are.

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Dad

Hey, Nora,

Norah

What are we going

Dad

what are we going to talk about this week?

Norah

So today we want you to talk about mock trial

Dad

Welcome back to the Nora and dad show. I am as. The aforementioned dad, otherwise known as John with me. I have,

Norah

Nora.

Dad

Hey Nora, how are you doing this week?

Norah

Great. It has been a lovely week. I have no homework this weekend and I have a fun day tomorrow. And it's your birthday? Sunday. And then it's a short week of school. And then I have mock trial. I'm just high on life right now.

Dad

Ooh, what's your fun weekend this weekend. Tell, tell everyone about your fun planned weekend.

Norah

With my boyfriend.

Dad

You have a date. Does, does Ryan know you have.

Norah

No,

Dad

Oh, all right. Well, hopefully he doesn't listen.

Norah

no. Yes. Ryan knows that we're going on a date.

Dad

What are you guys doing?

Norah

Well, we are, I'm starting at school of rock and then Ryan is going to pick me up and then we're going to go through. And then we're going to go ice skating and then we're going to wait around for a couple of hours because the only reservation we can get was for 10:00 PM. And then we're probably going to sleep fun day.

Dad

lovely Valentine's day. Adjacent together.

Norah

Skipping winter formal

Dad

Skipping winter formal to have a little private date. That's lovely dad

Norah

know, a lot of people aren't going to winter formal actually. why is

Dad

Uh, why is

Norah

very well organized.

Dad

So that's like winter, like winter prom, winter homecoming, like what's the winter homecoming. You went to fall homecoming. You'll go to prom

Norah

Yes.

Dad

Winter formal

Norah

I don't know. I want, I don't want to buy another dress or have you and mom bought her dress. I'm going to wear once. So

Dad

appreciate that. We very much appreciate not having to buy a third dress at a year, that you're only going to wear one time because God forbid you show up at a dance wearing the same dress you

Norah

Not at Lakeridge. Get kicked out.

Dad

I understand. I understand. So you also mentioned mock trial next week is how we for you guys, because your competition is next Friday, is that, do I have the date?

Norah

And yeah, I don't know. Okay. Maybe I am just not seasoned mock trial. Partaker, but I'm like, really? I don't know how weak does not scare me. Everyone is like, uh, hell week, it's the worst, but I enjoy it a lot. I just get to sit there and watch and do my thing. And then I talk for like 20 minutes and then I'm out for the count. So it's fine. And then I get feedback and then I do it again. So

Dad

So let's, let's back up and give everyone a little bit of context, uh, Lakeridge academy, your school, mock trial is a really, really, really big deal. some people joke

Norah

is the football team,

Dad

joke, half serious that it is the football team of lake Ridge academy. Since you guys don't have a football team, you're too small instead, people take mock trial super, super, super, seriously. I was incredibly surprised when you went out for mock trial, instead of auditioning for the upper school musical, the two events, the two activities

Norah

okay. Well, it,

Dad

you really.

Norah

fairness, I was kind of sucked into doing it, but I'm very glad that I was, I was in history class, the person who runs mock trial, is also my own history teacher. She was kind of complaining that they weren't going to have enough people to join a third team and they normally bring three teams. And then I was like, oh, like I have to stay after school. Can I come and watch like some of mock trial, just for fun. Like, I didn't have any homework so I may as well. So I went and watched and then she was like, okay, you ready to audition? And I was like, oh, okay. And then I auditioned and I made it so, but I'm really. glad that I did

Dad

year,

Norah

last year, you

Dad

last year, you did not do my trial. You did the musical and you were as a freshmen, the lead in the upper school music.

Norah

lead was supposed to be played by a freshmen. That's how the musical was written.

Dad

Don't sell yourself short. They have y'all your high school kids look the same. They could have gotten a senior to play a freshmen.

Norah

Fair enough.

Dad

So, and, and it was really cool. It was all recorded. And you guys did cool things like, like Tik TOK videos and other things. Everybody watched it from home. It was shot as a, like a movie

Norah

we do not speak of ranked.

Dad

why do you not? That's what, that's

Norah

It is a,

Dad

ranked. Why do you not speak of

Norah

a dirty word within the Lakeridge thespians community.

Dad

Why?

Norah

like, it was fun to do once, but like never again.

Dad

Oh, to do it like

Norah

virtually and then also, I Don't want to dish the musical. The musical was not the most well written musical in terms

Dad

don't don't just the musical. Your HBO documentary has not come out

Norah

terms of like characters development, they were all very static.

Dad

oh, I thought it was a lousy story.

Norah

The music was,

Dad

I thought it was a lousy story.

Norah

to sing. Um, I'm not a dancer, so I will not comment on the dancing, but the acting left a lot to be, uh, what's the word yes. Yeah. Okay.

Dad

Yes. And I say HBO documentary, and that's no joke. Like there is, there is supposed to be like, I signed a

Norah

we allowed to talk about

Dad

to be,

Norah

Oh,

Dad

I don't, I don't know. There was, I sure. Why not? I mean, it was. Publicized there was, I saw a website for the, like the documentary. There was a, this the same people. Yeah. It's the same people that made the documentary about the Boston marathon bombing terrorist attack, or making a documentary about this musical ranked because it was written specifically to PR to be performed, like either live in person or virtual. during the pandemic. And so they, I think there was a bunch of high schools around the country that were doing it and yours being one of them. And so there supposed to be at some point a documentary on HBO about the musical, which would presumably include at least some footage from the folks at your school. Since I know the school sent them footage and I signed a release, and I guess there's no guarantees, but presumably because you were the lead, I would assume I would assume you'd be in it.

Norah

The song that we flick filmed for it. I mean, like, I didn't know. I'm like came into film. It was like filming on our phones. I was not a part of it. So like I was in like, uh, like I had like two lines in the song, so

Dad

I want my release back.

Norah

we all were Lakeridge merged to a squeezed into mom's sweatshirt.

Dad

So my point is given that you were the lead last year in a year in the thespian troupe, which is like the theater

Norah

club. Yeah. whatever

Dad

club, fraternity, whatever you want to call it. I was very surprised that you opted for mock trial over. The musical, but really happy being that I'm a lawyer. And, I did mock trial in high school and I thought it was a really valuable experience. for me, I was super excited when you decided to do it. And by all accounts, you're enjoying

Norah

I love it. It's so fun. I also just really like the teacher who does it.

Dad

Can you give a. Summary of what the, of what the case is about. The floor is yours.

Norah

I'm going to give a very bias take from the respondent's point of view. so basically this dude Hollis Fitzpatrick has owned a restaurant Fitzpatrick's for a very long time before him. It was his parents. And before that it was his grandparents. So it's been in the family for a really long time and yeah. I just got passed out and him generally generationally and it wasn't really doing well, Like he made like$17,000 in profit yearly. like it was like he was making a little bit of profit, but not much. It wasn't a very well run or stable restaurant. So then the pandemic hits and, you know, everyone has to close down and he gets two PPO loans that totaled up

Dad

well, everyone had to close down. He was P was forced to close down

Norah

yeah. Okay. Bye. Bye. Bye. Buckeye

Dad

yeah, like the government, like Buckeye state subbing for the state of

Norah

governor to beer instead of governor, governor divine.

Dad

The restaurant, uh, by force of the governor's shut down order had to shut down because of COVID. Okay. Good.

Norah

yeah, that happened and then got$500,000 in PPO. Paid as employees. And like that was really, it argued that he didn't have them or they didn't have enough money to do anything else. I didn't do any online delivery. They didn't really adapt in any way to like, overcome the troubles of the pandemic. so now Mr or Mrs. Hollis Fitzpatrick is claiming that the government is responsible for the restaurant shutting down and. some sort of compensation for it.

Dad

They were eventually allowed to reopen after being shut down for a short amount of time, but they had to follow very strict COVID guidelines, like

Norah

yeah. And. the restaurant was already really small. Like it could only hold 36 people, So they weren't making very much money at like, once those regulations are in place.

Dad

So his claim essentially, is that because the COVID, Safety rules. he couldn't, he couldn't operate his business profitably. He was forced to shut down and that those COVID rules ran him out of business, which he argues is a partial taking, without just compensation under the fifth amendment of the constitution. It is a really interesting case. it is a loser from. 40,000 foot view as the actual attorney it is, a loser of a case for Mr or Mrs. Hollis Fitzpatrick. but I think, I mean, I've now watched, I, I came in and talked to your class about the case and I watched your trial the first time. And there there's arguments on both sides too, but why don't you want to, you talk about kind of the role you play. You are not an attorney in the case, you are a witness. So why don't you talk about who your witnesses and the role that you play in the case? and which side you're on.

Norah

okay. I am Aspen Bennett. I former waitress of the Fitzpatrick's restaurant. Um, worked there For six years. Didn't really like it. The pay wasn't good tips. Weren't good. Never served very many people. And then once the pandemic hit, I made so many suggestions for adaptations and changes in the restaurant that Hollis ignored and yada yada yada. So basically my job is to prove like that a, the restaurant was already in poor condition. Before the pandemic. And then B that there is no adaptations or changes made during the pandemic to help stabilize income of heartless.

Dad

And you're no longer employed by the restaurant,

Norah

Yes, I left after. Hi. Yeah, it was not very happy with Paula and I started rumors about me that I stole from the restaurant who I've said

Dad

And they started those rumors because your character has a history of maybe having sticky fingers

Norah

no history. It was an occurrence where I did not steal from the restaurant, but I am poor. I don't have money

Dad

darling. All right. Well, first of all, my darling, if it happened in your past, it is, it is history. Number one, and number two, being poor is not an excuse for

Norah

No, I didn't steal. I was accused of stealing but I pled guilty in court and I pled guilty in court because I don't have money to pay for a lawyer. And my public defender advised me do plead guilty.

Dad

So, what I think is really cool about the whole mock trial experience is that they sprinkle in all of these, little evidentiary bombs through the narrative that depending on the, the whims of the judge, that's presiding over your case, will either come in or come out, but there's all kinds of really cool. Like evidence issues surrounding the admissibility of prior criminal convictions. And is it admissible under the rules of evidence? Is it prejudicial? I just think it's really cool the way they, they write the problems to get you guys thinking about thinking about the rules of evidence. Assuming you guys make the objections So you guys have already had one round of competition. you guys field three teams there's blue purple and green did I get that? Right?

Norah

you're

Dad

And you're on the green team, which is the least experience it's their first mock trial experience on the.

Norah

Um, yeah, everyone on green team there a couple people in purple team who it's their first time, just because like, they played like the characters they audition for. It didn't have roles on, purple team. So they are there.

Dad

And all three Lakeridge teams advanced out of the regionals to the sectionals. Right.

Norah

no, it was, no, it was districts now we're in regionals. You said it backwards, but yes, the

Dad

From the districts to the, whatever you're onto the next round. Woo. Go lake Ridge. okay. So, and that's coming up, our episodes drop on Tuesday, you guys are competing on Friday. Um, good luck to green team and to all the Lakeridge teams. Uh, I am hoping, I am hoping my fingers and toes are crossed that I will get to travel down to Columbus to watch you guys in the states, which would be, uh, mazing. So here's the

Norah

come, sometime next week and watch our practice and get. That would, that would be very appreciated.

Dad

I gotta look at my schedule. I know I have a board meeting Wednesday night, so it can't be

Norah

come Tuesday?

Dad

Monday or Tuesday, maybe Monday or Tuesday. I'll I'll before I get you guys at school, I can, I can come in and, and watch for a little

Norah

Yes, you should.

Dad

Yeah. Yeah. SML, if that's

Norah

That will be fine.

Dad

What is it that you're enjoying so much about mock trial?

Norah

I like acting like in theater, a lot of the acting you do, isn't very realistic acting. I mean, like in the last, like in the last musical I did, it was just because like I was playing a freshmen, so, and there wasn't very much acting in the script anyway. So it was pretty like straightforward. but like, I don't know I'm playing a waitress. So I kind of just get to like do my thing and it's, I don't know. It's fun. I like the people in mock trial? I like the coach. I just, I don't know. It's just fun.

Dad

This is real. This is like your first, this is your first really like team sport experience.'cause you don't, you're not a sporty kid. You don't play, you don't play sports. Okay. But there's not a, like, there's not a badminton. There probably is somewhere a

Norah

there is a badminton club in Cleveland. I looked it up.

Dad

okay. But you've never been on a badminton team. My, my point is this is, this is the first like team sport you've taken.

Norah

Yes,

Dad

Right. So it's your first experience being part of a team in a competition? That's not true. Fake ID, your old band did the rock off and that was like a team

Norah

I guess it's just, like at school,

Dad

but

Norah

there's a difference

Dad

so yeah. So, um, what have you, what, what do you think you've learned from the mock trial

Norah

patients.

Dad

Patients? Why.

Norah

Um, well, Out of all of the roles, I will say mine was definitely the easiest in terms of witnesses and attorneys are much more difficult than witnesses, just because like the other witness Ellis, Ms. Dockus has like so many qualifications and so many years of schooling and the person who's playing them had to like memorize all of those numbers and all of those dates. So I kind of don't have to do that. Uh, nothing in my witness statement implies that I went to college. So like, I didn't have any of that to memorize. And in terms of the information that I give, it's pretty like straightforward. Like I never memorized my witness statement. I internalized it like even in directs I've I never memorize the questions I've been asked. I mean, I kind of know him now just from repetition, but I. Just like I, when I'm doing it, I'm able to become the character. And like, I answer every question different every single time that we do it. Anyways, I digress. I memorize things quicker than other people, just because of how like easy my witness statement was to read. So I had to be patient in terms of like memorizing stuff.

Dad

I, um, walked your first round competition. I thought you guys were great. And I can just tell you, I I've been in court more times than I can count and to see. 14 and 15 year old kids with more presence and more poise and more professionalism in what they, what they were doing in a high school mock trial. Then, some lawyers, I've litigated against over the years. It was super. Super super impressive. And I'm really excited to come on Friday and watch the next round. And I'm really hoping you guys kick butt. And like I said, we get to go to Columbus and, and cheer you guys on, in the state. So good luck Friday. I'm really proud of you. No matter what happens, I'm really proud that you did this definitely outside your comfort zone, I think, to try something new and different. And so I'm really proud that you. Tried the experience. I'm really proud that you've enjoyed it and I've gotten something out of it. And sounds like you want to do it again next year, much to the chagrin of the theater department.

Norah

I'm going to get killed. Um, yes, I definitely wanna do it next year. I want to maybe be an attorney next year, too. I don't know. I feel like I tend to lawyer for myself as a witness, which isn't. you're not supposed to do that. Like when I was on cross last time, I think I got a little, not aggressive, but just a little defensive, which was not my job. So maybe it would be fun to do that. And I'm pretty good at memorizing stuff. So like memorizing like a four minute speech, wouldn't be too difficult.

Dad

That's the other thing that was super impressive to me is that you guys all memorized, like the lawyers memorize their openings in their closings, in their directs, in their crosses. And, we don't do that. I don't stand up in court without notes in front of me. I've never given an opening or closing for memory. I've always done it off of an outline or notes. and if not like when I was a younger lawyer, just completely written out, so I didn't screw anything up. Um, so that is super impressive that you guys can do all that. completely for memory and pretty seamless and flawless. So Bravo to your team. I thought you guys were great. Um, and I, like I said, I, I can't wait to watch you guys on Friday. We will, in a future episode, I'm not sure, that by the time we record our next episode, we may not have the scores back

Norah

won't the OCL or you takes very long to get stuff back just because there's a lot that goes into it. Like we were adding up the math or stuff. It is ourselves. It is a lot of math to do. It is very difficult. So.

Dad

Yeah, so we may not. So we might not know by our next episode, if your team advanced, but we will give everyone an update, on a future episode as to whether, your team advanced on any and any part of your team, but particularly your, green team, advanced on to

Norah

I have confidence in blue team. I I'm now confident in All the teams, but I, we trialed against some, the other day. Their objections were very scary. It's terrifying.

Dad

Alright, I have, I, I have, I have confidence

Norah

have confidence in my team too. We are, we all work together. It is like, no one does the work by themselves. We all do it together. So

Dad

Like I said, go green. All right. Nora. If people want to find you in a place, not on this podcast.

Norah

You can go to Nora Marie. And you where you think of.

Dad

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Norah

Nope. I'm good.

Dad

All right. Have a good week, everyone. We'll see you next week, nor good luck Friday in a mock trial competition.

Norah

Love you, too.